homer simpson

oxford'un lugatına mmm donuts kelimesini sokmuş, birayla çalışan the simpsons karakteri.

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22.11.2008 14:35

t bag

çok hoş şarkı söyler.
taş devri
--spoiler--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo5n8XiSOQQ
--spoiler--

smoke on the water
--spoiler--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3FrcFsS36E
--spoiler--

american idiot
--spoiler--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTuOP6oHuhc
--spoiler--

Something got me started
--spoiler--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE9OwiKXxHg
--spoiler--

wannabe
--spoiler--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDIQWo7O954
--spoiler--

you make me laugh
--spoiler--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOjH8NG_VOY
--spoiler--

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15.12.2008 13:20

aci biber

Radio Broadcaster: Astronomers say the ominous capsules originated from Earth's closest neighbor.
Homer Simpson: Flanders?
Radio Broadcaster: Mars!

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08.01.2009 09:44

double cross

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

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11.01.2009 09:09

double cross

Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is *under*.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: *bad*bye

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11.01.2009 09:15

double cross

"-I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman."

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12.01.2009 17:44

double cross

[snowball: lisa'nın ölen kedisi]

homer: lisa, you're a buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. eventually, snowball will be reborn as a higher life form... like a snowman.

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12.01.2009 17:45

double cross

"-How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

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12.01.2009 17:46

double cross

"-You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."*

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12.01.2009 17:47

double cross

Homer: [sarhoş] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy.

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12.01.2009 17:51

double cross

"-Vampires are make-believe lisa, just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos"

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12.01.2009 17:57

double cross

"-Kids you tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson is: never try."*

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12.01.2009 17:57

double cross

"-Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."

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12.01.2009 18:00

double cross

(homer kiliseye gitmemesi hakkında tanrıyla konuşmaktadır.)

"-I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

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12.01.2009 18:01

double cross

http://www.alkislarlayasi...edc1833139e77626d2117cf72

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11.02.2009 14:50

notrinova

(bkz: unutulmayacak çizgi film karakterleri)

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05.04.2009 22:41

buny

marge bir banka soygunu esnasında içerde rehin kalmıştır, gizlice homer'ı arar. homer'ın tavsiyesi 10 dakika aralıksız güldürür, kıvrandırır, oturulan sandalyeden çatırt diye ses bile gelir.

Marge: Homer, I'm a hostage in a bank robbery!

Homer: What? Oh my god! My sweet Margie! Okay, listen very carefully: don't do anything they say, remain panicky, and above all try to be a hero.

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20.05.2009 07:00

double cross

unutmayın. biri öğrenene kadar biz iyi ve normal bir aileyiz.

homer simpson

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11.06.2009 18:13

ikircik

en sevdiğim çizgi film karakteri olmakla beraber kendisi çok yer çok içer. adamın hayat felsefesi tamamiyle ye, iç, sıç, yattır.

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15.06.2009 16:36

the genius

Yerine göre bi domuz kadar salak yada Master yoda kadar zeki ve bilge olabilen The Simpsons karakteridir kenisi.Ailenin babasıdır...Gönüllerimizde "D'oh" ve "You Little ..." gibi replikleriyle Taht kurmuşturr.Oğlu Bart'a çok düşkündür fakat durmadan boğazını sıkar *

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15.06.2009 16:43

feko1903

yemek masasında geçen diyaloğu:

- ha bu arada bay burns yarın akşam yemeği için bize gelecek.
- ne,hayır.
- çocuklar mutfaktan çıkın, bunu görmenizi istemem.sonra marge'ın dizlerine kapanır, lütfen,lütfen,lütfen,lütfen.

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02.08.2009 16:09

madrigale

"vuhu" demesi insanı ayrı bir güldüren aile babası.

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02.08.2009 19:45

placebo38

"tanrım beni affet. 8 milyar kez mastürbasyon yaptım ve 8 milyar kez daha yapacağım."

şeklinde kopartan bir sözü de bulunmaktadır. Bunu normal biri söylese o kadar komik olmaz belki ama homer simpson olunca iş değişiyor tabi.

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