bugün
- eloande ile evlenip sözlüğü huzura kavuşturmak27
- anneler günü8
- uludağ sözlükte yazmanın hiçbir anlamı olmaması24
- erkekler götünüze değil yaptığınız pastaya bakar27
- anın görüntüsü16
- ismet gurbuz 202411
- türkiye den soğuma sebepleri21
- sözlüğe kız getirmek10
- 2024 eurovision şarkı yarışması12
- okul müdürü nasıl korunabilirdi16
- sözlüğün en güzel kızı olmanın dezavantajları16
- bir kızı kucakta zıplatmak11
- komşuyu arabanın arkasına bağlayıp sürüklemek8
- burnumuzun dibindeki adaların yunanistan ın olması13
- erkeklerin sadakatsiz olması13
- benim başörtüm var arabamı yanlış park edebilirim11
- can yaman erkekse sözlük erkekleri ne20
- tamirciye veren kadın13
- bir erkeği cezbeden şeyler12
- şu an hissedilen duygu12
- fazla mastürbasyon yapan erkek9
- kimsenin okumadığı sözlükte yazar olmak11
- niyetin ciddi mi klişesi13
- uludağ sözlük kapatılacak11
- yorgun mermi8
- icardi1905'in sözlüğü bozması31
- beni özlediniz mi doğru söyleyin13
- karşı cinsi tavlamak için ne yaparsınız15
- libido düşmesi18
- 45 yaş üstü kadınların muşmulaya dönmesi10
- kızların yedek listesi9
- yazarların kız çocuğu olursa koyacağı isimler9
- cami tuvaletinin paralı olması14
- karşı cinse giyim önerileri15
- sözlükteki feyk hesap sahipleri tespit edilecek9
- evlilik yaşı kaç olmalıdır12
- motosikletle 210 km hız yapmak15
- istanbulda vurularak öldürülen okul müdürü8
- dünya bandırmalılar günü16
- sözlükte artık kızlar teklif edecek8
- insan olmaya ceyrek kala'yı eloande den kapmak17
- platonik aşkın kalp kıran davranışları17
- eric bana9
- sözlük yazarlarının tatlıları13
- psikolog fiyatları16
diziiden bir baba kız diyaloğu;
lucy: papa, can we play outside?
louie: no.
lucy: why?
louie: because it's five o'clock in the morning, it's too early.
lucy: why?
louie: the sun hasn't come up yet.
lucy: why?
louie: because the sun comes up later.
lucy: why?
louie: well, the earth goes around and when it turns a certain amount the sun shows on the horizon.
lucy: why?
louie: i don't know.
lucy: why? why don't you know, papa?
louie: because i didn't pay attention in school, okay? i didn't listen in class.
lucy: why?
louie: because i was high all the time. i smoked too much pot.
lucy: why?
louie: i didn't think it would matter.
lucy: why?
louie: i just figured my life would come together on its own. and then i met your mom, and then you came along, so now i work at the muffler shop.
lucy: why?
louie: well, it's too late for me to pursue a career now, and since your mom has a job with benefits i stay home and take care of you because what i make is pretty much just a joke.
lucy: why?
louie: well, the service economy replaced manufacturing, there's no real jobs in america anymore.
lucy: why?
louie: we had good jobs for awhile because we were lucky, and now we're unlucky.
lucy: why?
louie: it's just the way it goes.
lucy: why?
louie: because god is dead and we're alone.
lucy: Okay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ32BZT9pnk
lucy: papa, can we play outside?
louie: no.
lucy: why?
louie: because it's five o'clock in the morning, it's too early.
lucy: why?
louie: the sun hasn't come up yet.
lucy: why?
louie: because the sun comes up later.
lucy: why?
louie: well, the earth goes around and when it turns a certain amount the sun shows on the horizon.
lucy: why?
louie: i don't know.
lucy: why? why don't you know, papa?
louie: because i didn't pay attention in school, okay? i didn't listen in class.
lucy: why?
louie: because i was high all the time. i smoked too much pot.
lucy: why?
louie: i didn't think it would matter.
lucy: why?
louie: i just figured my life would come together on its own. and then i met your mom, and then you came along, so now i work at the muffler shop.
lucy: why?
louie: well, it's too late for me to pursue a career now, and since your mom has a job with benefits i stay home and take care of you because what i make is pretty much just a joke.
lucy: why?
louie: well, the service economy replaced manufacturing, there's no real jobs in america anymore.
lucy: why?
louie: we had good jobs for awhile because we were lucky, and now we're unlucky.
lucy: why?
louie: it's just the way it goes.
lucy: why?
louie: because god is dead and we're alone.
lucy: Okay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ32BZT9pnk
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