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- sözlük erkeklerinin sözlük kızlarına karşı tutumu13
- bütün sözlük erkekleri alçaktır15
- 21 eylül 2024 fenerbahçe'ye verilen penaltı18
- jose mourinho22
- neden sürekli kabız oluyorum18
- anın görüntüsü30
- sudekiray16
- sari renkli seker15
- sabah başlayan baş ağrısı8
- victor osimhen9
- bik bik'in mutfağına konuk olmak15
- mert hakan yandaş12
- eve çağıran erko20
- bimde çalışanda akıl var mı16
- metin arolat46
- 21 eylül 2024 fenerbahçe galatasaray maçı109
- fenerbahçe taraftarı30
- ismail kartal9
- the crying one9
- okan buruk19
- fenerbahçe nasıl kurtulur10
- sözlükte nefret ettiğiniz yazarlar ve sebepleri18
- gabriel sara'ya 19 milyon veren mallar9
- fenerbahçe9
- siber güvenlik başkanlığı10
- arkadaşlar sizce bu bana yakışır mı10
- sözlük erkeklerinin arabaları10
- seks kasedinizi yaymakla tehdit edilse naparsınız10
- herkes uyudu mu8
- aranızda medyum olan var mı12
- narin güran18
- fb gs'yi yensin götüme rakı şişesi sokarım8
- cumartesi gecesi fenerli yazarlar kucağa oturacak8
- b'u r c u24
- ya tarkan da ölürse10
- fenerbahçe galatasaray derbi sonucu ne olur15
- amca diyen kasiyer kız8
- otobüste uyuyamamak8
- bugün bir değişiklik yapalım bilgi entrysi girelim25
- kocam ol diyen kadın9
- bel çevreniz kaç cm11
- hangi sözlük kızıyla ne yapmak isterdin22
- nickli başlık açanlar kucağa alınacak12
- sağ yan ağrıması8
- hasta olsam geçmiş olsun der misiniz9
- bursa da başı açık öğretmen istmeyen okul müdürü19
- geçmiş olsun menuet13
- arkadaşlar beni neden insta'dan takip etmiyorsunuz12
- arkadaşlar cumaya neden gelmediniz11
- notaların cinsel ilişkiye girmesi10
yine ingilizce oldu ama yapıcak bişey yok. en naif kadın kullanım kılavuzunu hep yabancılar yapıyo. bizimkiler anca kullanıyo kadını.
WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.
Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".
Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.
Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".
Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
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